Laser-Assisted Sub-Epithelial Keratectomy

...aka they shot frickin' laser beams at my eyes after they loosened my cornea and shoved it aside

Which in the end resulted in hilarious photos with me looking unkempt and wearing hysterical, yet protective, eye wear.


In this photo I should either be down at the track betting on some ponies or trafficing large amounts of cocaine throughout Colombia.




There protective lenses are supposed to keep me from gouging my eyes out in my sleep... they also allow me to see dead people a la 13 Ghosts





This one's just silly.






And finally, here I am after Day 2, freaking out because I thought my eyes might be broken after seeing a giant left pupil and moderately sized right.

Is that thing regulation or what?!

I know, I know...it's been a while since we've posted on the blog. If I didn't have to be up for work in 4 hours I'd definitely indulge you all with pictures of the legendary toilet setup at the Sweetwater Cafe... next time.

Instead I leave you with this:


If you weren't aware, it's MOVEMBER!!! (a.k.a. No Shave November) So grow out that beard and when the time comes, carve yourself a fine mustache...it's for a good cause. If you want to send any donations my way, the email address is at the top of the page. Facial hair is fun.

The Men, The Myths, The Mustaches

NEW PODCASTS COMING SOON!!
(and this time we might even be in the same room/state)

My mustache brings all the boys to the yard.